Arizona native creates miracle diet, proves successful

FLAGSTAFF, AZ - Once ordinary citizen Paul Donner has created a weight loss technique that will revolutionize the way we eat. "The goal here was to create a diet that would keep one's weight the same, so the benefits of exercise can easily shine through," Donner says, "That's why my CanniBolic system is right for everyone!"

The theory behind Donner's diet plan is simple. By only consuming parts of your own body, your weight will stay in balance. A kidney, for example, is already figured into the weight of your body, and if that kidney is eaten and recycled, you stand to lose several pounds.

It may not be as catch free as it looks. Donner's diet is under obvious scrutiny. Many have reservations about ingesting their own organs raw, as some organs are not appetizing without margarine.

Flagstaff nutritionist Hannah Bullecter has recently issued a statement about the weight loss plan, claiming "It is futile to eat liver without fava beans and a nice Chianti"

Nevertheless, Donner is convinced this diet could be a miracle to many who seek drastic weight loss. "Sure, there are some hunger pains, as with any diet," he says, "but with all the blood loss, you wont even notice"